[dreamers paint] Derp of Cosplay BONUS

In this, I will give the bonus stuff, art for the Derp of Cosplay fan fic.

More to be added when I have time.

[Pen and Paper] Derp of Cosplay Pt. 3

This is Part 3 of 3. meaning the last, so I can go back to crappy fashion blogging or animation rambles. *cough*Wind rises should have won*cough*

Derp of Cosplay

Part 3 of 3

Skype and Luluko soon found themselves outside the house of the Hobbit Katie. Luluko wanted to text door knock but saw that Hobbit was sitting on the front lawn waiting for them. Luluko took charge of driving, as she was fully done with her cosplay, and the hobbit would have scorned her if she had not been so. They where only on the road before the trolls once again caught up to the group. Lukuko who had to much caffeine in her body, decided to go into crazy car chase mode. The trolls followed suit. She managed to drive off the road, play chicken with a train, derail the train, drives off the side of a mountain, has the car jump over the freeway that was next to the mountain and into a pond.  The car manages to float because its mostly plastic casing and because off all the fabric content in the suit case. (And do to a plot whole that I don't give a crap to talk about.) The girls though they where safe and found themselves on top of the car. But as they did this they noticed a 20 foot water snake coming there way. EKKKKKKKKKK!!! Was their cry and soon two local life guards came to there rescue. One help the girls get to land while the other played with the snake. As the girls had landed into the restore pool and the snake lived in the pond as a show the life guards preformed in the afternoon. Why yes, they where very hot and aged 18 and 19. Hobbit cried a little when she realized how much older she was to them. Thanks be, Mario tow and car serve was quick to the call and got the girls back onto the road and off to the photo shoot. But Hobbit placed herself in charge of driving.  Hobbit had been luck on the road and the trolls didn't catch up to the group till they got to the city of the shoot. At this point the girls had to make a stop to relieve themselves.The trolls almost followed them as they stopped but Hobbit choose Jamba juice and the trolls where distracted by a greasy burger shop. Because the power of smoothies are so much better.  With this, the girls had enough time to make it too the shoot but the trolls where arrived right behind them. The girls ran to Anti Ai-chan and WindoftheStars.  And with there Derp faces combined, they destroyed the trolls and turned them into fans. Those a great shoot was had.

The Derp End

...wait, this made no scene. Derr.

[Pen and Paper] Derp of Cosplay Pt 2

 Here is Part 2 of 3 of the fanfic to Derp of Cosplay. Please be warned: this is stupid silly.


Now we find a firey crew of derpy two weeks later and a day before the photo shoot of AWESOME. It was going to take one crazy day of driving to collect Hobbit, Luluko, and Skye. Luluko was the farthest away so would be starting the journey.  Luluko was to pick up Skye first and then the two of them would get the Hobbit (not the burglar) and then they would go to the location of the shoot. Luluko got a shinny silver rental car and was more then happy to get the road trip started. It seemed find too until she noticed she was being followed...by internet trolls. :o She decided she would take the short cut and go threw a beautiful natural park. This confused the internet trolls as they could not see going though a natural park would be a shorter way because you would get off the freeway and go to a slower speed. But they did not do there math as going through the park was less miles. Those Luluko was able to lose the internet troll. As she exited the park she made a quick gas stop where she really thought she saw the actor who played the avenger she was cosplaying by a motorcycle. Luluko soon found herself out side the nice home of Skye. When she was, being the modern woman that she is, instead of going to the door and knocking, she merely tweeted to her that she was in the driveway. Those post was faved by  Anti Ai-chan, WindoftheStars, Hobbit and then Skye who replied, "Come on, the door bell won't bite. ; )" In reply, "But I can't leave my husband." Thus Skye came out of the house to see that there in the front passenger seat was a body pillow of Chrom from Fire Emblem. Luluko then popped out of the car and took to placing her pillow to the back and sat next to it. Skye loaded her things in the back and then quickly notice Luluko had her skirt on her lap and was grabbing her sewing kit. Going like a true cosplayer, working to the very last minute. Skye was now in charge of driving and took advantage of the car pool lane. It was going smooth until two things happen; Luluko couldn't find her thread that match what she was sewing. While she search the back of the car she manage to turn around and spot the evil internet trolls following them. They had to stop for thread and were able to search out there would be a Walmart at the next exit.  The two hopped that the trolls wouldn't follow their exit path but they did. Luluko tweeted her distress and the Queen of Derp, Anti Ai-chan came to the rescue and told them, act cool and ride a hello kitty bike and collect your supplies. Weird, IT WORKS. The trolls where like so confused when the two did this and after following them threw the toy department, found toys that where poorly made and lost track of the two girls. Luluko and Skye left the trolls behind and went full road trip song for the rest of the trip to the Hobbits.

[Pen and Paper] Derp of Cosplay Pt. 1

The following is part 1 of 3 short story for my fun loving cosplay friends. Although some of the people in this story are real, the events in this story are completely fake. This is pure fun, and meant to be silly. I hope those who have encouraged me to type of this up; as it was just a crazy dream, enjoy this.

A Fan Fiction

Derps of Cosplay

School Girl Photo shoot Adventure

  We just wanted to join in on the fun, was that just to much to ask? Anti Ai-chan, the Queen of Derp, had come up with the most amazing cosplay group idea. Marvel Thor gender bend cosplay but why just stop at generic looking Thor? Better yet, school uniform Thor! Anti Ai-chan always loved to share her cosplay ideas with the world, so she quickly posted it onto Facebook. Soon there was a clamor as who would do witch Marvel character. Even some guys wanted to do some gender bender marvel chicks. But the big and the usual problem arrived, most people where just to far away to participate in the idea. Then the goddess of derp, WindoftheStars stepped up. She wanted to do Captain America and knew of the perfect location to do the shoot that was local to her and Anti Ai-chan. At this, Lulukohime; the wig princess , HobbitKatie; mystic cosplay unicorn, and PoisenSkype, the true film cosplayer had to be a part of this. But how where they going to do this? It was not a question that they would go to the shoot to complete the avengers gender bender cast, but how would they get the funds together to get the three of them to the photo shoot? Luluko was a college student, so no extra funds, Hobbit was a semi-starving artist and Skye was job jumping. Then they though of the perfect idea, kickstart. Well everyone is doing it, right? They would offer cool video of the shoot and signed character cards, what would be more perfect. So after a cool short video, some large amount of posting on all there social media sites, they managed to collect $23.42 and the goal was $1000. They had a cool plan to rent a car and travel to each other house and then to the shoot. But looks like that plan and dream wasn't going to come true. But then the evil internet trolls came up. Bashing on the fact that its just a hobby and one should pay for it. The girls agreed but also stated they didn't need to be sharing there hobby. That this project was to also support the show, Derps of Cosplay. A show that showed the fun and joy of cosplay and keeping it cool and happy. After this statement, there little dream was funded and the adventure was on.

The follow two weeks all five girls, Anti Ai-chan, WindoftheStars, HobbitKatie, Luluko and Poison Skye enjoyed sending progress pictures of there work, with derp faces.

To be continued in part 2, Start of the Driving Derp Adventure